placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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cakejam:

this is the bitch that stole my phone and every pic she takes goes straight to my icloud!

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ciggers:

My parents just told me that i watch too many movies and should read more so I turned on the subtitles.

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